Stuff White People like is right

An entry on stuffwhitepeoplelike.com recently listed The Onion as something that white people (such as myself, and odds are, you) like (duh).
That's pretty spot on. Furthermore, as the article suggests, I do, in fact think I should be writing for the Onion. I've never thought I was a walking cliche, but in light of this revelation, and further viewing of the site, I've realized I'm pretty much the whitest person on the face of the planet.
Reality can be so degrading to one's self image.